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stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

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  • WiFi:connected
  • Me:then fucking act like it
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  • uncle:we're going to the bookstore because you haven't left the house in weeks. i mean summer is the time for you to have fun and stuff. don't you have friends or at least a boyfriend?
  • me:my friends are busy and i don't have a boyfriend.
  • uncle:i can see why.
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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

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