slapdatcas:

Waiting for the microwave to cook your food likeimage

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  • Me:*walks into camp half blood with satyr*
  • Me:*meets Chiron*
  • Chiron:go on, ask me. New demigods always do.
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  • Me:does this place have wifi?
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niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

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lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

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freaky-pixie:

People who thinks Eragon is a shitty story because they’ve only watched the movie

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hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

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unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

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